Ranking the all-time drafted teams May 28, 2021 Ranking the all-time drafted teams The following feature was written by Nagasaki. While not every franchise builds through the draft as their primary strategy, we can take a look and rank the 12 organizations on how strong a lineup they could have had with the selections they’ve made over the past 5 years. Players are sometimes drafted by one team but traded away for additional picks, which may result in both players being listed when otherwise never actually being able to play together. Nonetheless, here are rankings and ‘fantasy’ fantasy lineups from 12 to 1. 12. Wake Island Wookiees Making 6 selections in the past 5 years, and the only franchise to draft a Kicker, but not quite enough to fill a lineup, the Wookiees kick off the list. QB – Daniel Jones RB – Saquon Barkley WR – N/A WR – N/A FLEX – RB Jordan Howard FLEX – RB D’Onta Foreman FLEX – N/A TE – N/A K – Roberto Aguayo Reserves: None Upcoming Picks: 13 / 37 11. Turkey Jerky With 8 selections, the Jerky have varied the positions and found talent at 3 of them. Nonetheless, Turkey comes in at number 11 on the dynasty draft list. QB – Mason Rudolph RB – David Montgomery WR – DJ Chark WR – Josh Doctson FLEX – RB Jamaal Williams FLEX – WR Laquan Treadwell FLEX – RB Donnel Pumphry TE – David Njoku Reserves: None Upcoming Picks: 29 / 42 10. Switzerland Squirrels At number 10, the Squirrels have found a few players who have panned out. 14 selections in the last 5 years. QB – Jared Goff RB – Leonard Fournette WR – Diontae Johnson WR – DaeSean Hamilton FLEX – RB James Conner FLEX – RB Zack Moss FLEX – TE Austin Hooper TE – Mike Gesicki Reserves: QB Mitchell Trubisky RB Benny Snell RB Kenneth Dixon RB Kalen Ballage WR Taywan Taylor WR Keke Coutee Upcoming Picks: 1 / 38 9. Jamaica Jerks For the 9 spot, it’s close between Jamaica and Egypt but the Pharaohs show multiple QB finds. 10 picks for the Jerks, 4 of which were RBs but haven’t had great luck in one sticking. Jamaica has 6 picks in the upcoming draft to beef up the franchise’s history. QB – Joe Burrow RB – Ronald Jones WR – JuJu Smith-Schuster WR – Tyler Boyd FLEX – WR Laviska Shenault FLEX – RB Wayne Gallman FLEX – WR Corey Coleman TE – N/A Reserves: WR Deon Cain RB Derrius Guice RB Dexter Williams Upcoming Picks: 9 / 15 / 17 / 28 / 30 / 41 8. Egypt Pharaohs Throwing darts at the RB board, the Pharaohs haven’t had much success in finding a Running Back. Trading plenty of picks away throughout the years, Egypt has acquired WRs, not searching for them in the draft. 11 picks, the most success has come from the QB position. QB – Patrick Mahomes RB – Damien Harris WR – Will Fuller WR – Riley Ridley FLEX – RB Jaylen Samuels FLEX – RB Royce Freeman FLEX – RB La’Mical Perine TE – N/A Reserves: QB Lamar Jackson QB Dak Prescott RB Elijah Hood RB Anthony McFarland Upcoming Picks: 20 / 21 / 30 / 43 7. Ecuador Ewoks 6 picks in five years, lack of depth holds the Ewoks back on the list, but some good finds nonetheless. QB – Deshaun Watson RB – Ezekiel Elliott WR – Curtis Samuel WR – N/A FLEX – TE Evan Engram TE – Cole Kmet Reserves: QB Drew Lock Upcoming Picks: 6 / 27 / 32 / 39 6. Christmas Island Crabs 13 picks, 2 owners (former Champions Vietnam Velociraptors) together, have found some really good success in the draft. Perhaps the current owner talked to the former owner about using that success path as they recently cashed in most of their roster for future picks, now holding 22 picks over the next 3 drafts. QB – N/A RB – Miles Sanders WR – AJ Brown WR – Michael Thomas FLEX – RB D’Andre Swift FLEX – RB Kenyan Drake FLEX – WR Paris Campbell TE – Noah Fant Reserves: RB Jordan Wilkins RB Rashaad Penny WR Bryan Edwards WR KJ Hamler WR John Ross WR Carlos Henderson Upcoming Picks: 23 / 24 / 34 / 45 5. Ukraine Grainers Claiming 2 solid RBs over the years the Grainers have spent 11 of 15 picks searching for franchise WRs. Recently parting ways with Auction-won franchise WR, Tyreek Hill, Ukraine appears set to continue the search. First, by trading for young hopefuls, but further seeking WR in the upcoming draft. QB – N/A RB – Dalvin Cook WR – Calvin Ridley WR – Chris Godwin FLEX – RB Cam Akers FLEX – WR Kenny Golladay FLEX – WR Brandon Aiyuk TE – Dallas Goedert Reserves: WR Christian Kirk WR Corey Davis TE Hayden Hurst WR Marquise Brown WR Henry Ruggs WR Lynn Bowden WR Denzell Mims WR Hakeem Butler Upcoming Picks: 7 / 8 / 18 / 31 / 44 4. Bangkok Blitz Two owners, like CIC, but retaining the same name, the Blitz have been RB heavy over the years. With 16 picks over 5 years, 11 have been in the backfield. QB – DeShone Kizer RB – Christian McCaffrey WR – Mike Williams WR – Dede Westbrook FLEX – RB Jonathan Taylor FLEX – RB Derrick Henry FLEX – RB JK Dobbins TE – N/A Reserves: RB Clyde Edwards-Helaire RB Antonio Gibson RB Ke’Shawn Vaughn RB Devin Singletary RB Tony Pollard WR Javon Wims WR N’Keal Harry RB Devontae Booker RB Bryce Love Upcoming Picks: 4 / 14 / 35 / 40 3. Nagasaki Kamikazes With 49 picks between the next 2 teams, there have been plenty of hits and misses. Just edging out Russia (23) for pick total, Nagasaki has had 26 picks with mixed results, much like the Renegades. Going WR heavy, as the majority of the selections were 2nd and 3rd round picks, just missing the 2 rank, the Kamikazes have a chance to catch if they can hit on this year’s draft class, or see some breakouts from last year’s class. QB – Kyler Murray RB – Joe Mixon WR – Cooper Kupp WR – Deebo Samuel FLEX – WR Chase Claypool FLEX – RB Sony Michel FLEX – James Washington TE – TJ Hockenson 2nd Team – practice squad QB – N/A RB – Darrell Henderson WR – Daunte Pettis WR – Anthony Miller FLEX – WR Devin Duvernay FLEX – RB CJ Prosise FLEX – WR Van Jefferson TE – Adam Trautman Reserves: RB Alexander Mattison RB Joshua Kelley RB Darwin Thompson WR JJ Arcega-Whiteside WR Andy Isabella WR KeySean Johnson WR Antonio Gandy-Golden WR Zay Jones WR Antonio Calloway WR Justin Wataon WR Tajae Sharpe Upcoming Picks: 2 / 3 / 11 / 26 / 36 / 47 2. Russia Renegades Two organizations who are not timid to move a veteran for some extra selections, Russia, like Nagasaki, have had 23 of those 49 combined picks. The Renegades have balanced the selections amongst the positions, however, have also been WR heavy. Russia edges out Nagasaki for the 2 spot, with a few additional hits than misses, comparatively. QB – Justin Herbert RB – Josh Jacobs WR – Justin Jefferson WR – CeeDee Lamb FLEX – RB Kareem Hunt FLEX – WR Jerry Juedy FLEX – WR DJ Moore TE – Hunter Henry 2nd Team – practice squad QB – Tua Tagovailoa RB – Kerryon Johnson WR – Michael Gallup WR – Tee Higgins FLEX – WR Michael Pittman FLEX – WR Courtland Sutton FLEX – WR Tre’Quan Smith TE – OJ Howard Reserves: QB Sam Darnold QB Jordan Love WR Mecole Hardman WR Miles Boykin WR Sterling Shepard RB Joe Williams RB Samaje Perine Upcoming Picks: 5 / 10 / 16 / 19 / 25 / 46 And the number 1 drafted team, 1. San Juan Scorpions With 17 picks over the years, the Scorpions have not been active in moving up or down the draft board, nor have they acquired many additional picks; however, San Juan has maximized on most of the selections, despite often selecting at the end of each round. QB – Josh Allen RB – Alvin Kamara WR – DK Metcalf WR – Terry McLaurin FLEX – RB Nick Chubb FLEX – RB Marlin Mack FLEX – RB AJ Dillon TE – Irv Smith Jr Reserves: WR Jalen Reagor WR Jalen Hurd TE Tyler Higbee QB Paxton Lynch QB Josh Rosen RB Justice Hill RB Darrynton Evans TE Adam Shaheen QB Dwayne Haskins Upcoming Picks: 12 / 22 / 48