Tuesday Evening Kicker: 2018 Week 4 Recap

WR Cooper Kupp had a career game with 37.20 points in the victory.
WR Cooper Kupp had a career game with 37.20 points in the victory.

Finding the nut: Squirrels dart fast, run away from Renegades

Switzerland Squirrels 138.25, Russia Renegades 111.38 — Switzerland bolted out to a 64-point first-quarter lead and the defending champions never could catch up. For the Squirrels, Cooper Kupp hammered home 37.20 points, Adam Thielen drilled away for 27.50 points, and Tom Brady chipped in 20.88 points. For the Renegades, Kareem Hunt got the team going with 30.30 points, Carson Wentz scored 24.05 points, and the New York Jets ponied up 18.73 points. Next week: Switzerland will host Ukraine and they open as a 12-point underdog. Russia will host Jamaica and they open as a 19-point favorite.

RB Ezekiel Elliott paved the way with 39.00 points in Ecuador's dominating win.
RB Ezekiel Elliott paved the way with 39.00 points in Ecuador’s dominating win.

No tanks, we’ll win right now

Ecuador Ewoks 215.45, Ukraine Grainers 116.86 — There will be no tanking in Ecuador, at least for the moment, as the Ewoks hammered home 215 points en route to victory over Ukraine. For the Ewoks, Ezekiel Elliott erupted for 39.00 points, Deshaun Watson piled on 36.05 points, and Golden Tate erupted for 33.20 points. For the Grainers, Matthew Stafford chipped in 23.13 points, Calvin Ridley pitched in with 21.70 points, and the Los Angeles Chargers tacked on 14.73 points. Next week: Ecuador will host San Juan and they open as a 35-point underdog. Ukraine will travel to Switzerland and they open as a 12-point favorite.

RB Alvin Kamara continued on his tear, scoring 44.90 points in San Juan's victory.
RB Alvin Kamara continued on his tear, scoring 44.90 points in San Juan’s victory.

Scorpions evade Jerks, lap ‘em

San Juan Scorpions 203.91, Jamaica Jerks 101.62 — San Juan scored 203.91 points in Week 4 but only needed half that amount to take down Jamaica. For the Scorpions, Alvin Kamara stomped the competition on the way to 44.90 points, Andy Dalton ratcheted up 28.18 points, and Sterling Shepard pounded out 25.70 points. For the Jerks, the Philadelphia Eagles supplied 21.07 points, DeSean Jackson wrapped up with 16.20 points, and Mason Crosby scored 15.00 points. Next week: San Juan will travel to Ecuador and they open as a 35-point favorite. Jamaica will travel to Russia and they open as a 19-point underdog.

RB Melvin Gordon led the Crabs to victory with 33.90 points.
RB Melvin Gordon led the Crabs to victory with 33.90 points.

Crabs grab East Division lead with victory over Kamikazes

Christmas Island Crabs 174.11, Nagasaki Kamikazes 127.81 — Christmas Island maintained it’s early season dominance with a convincing win over division rival Nagasaki. For the Crabs, Melvin Gordon hit the scoreboard with 33.90 points, James White cleaned up with 32.80 points, and the Chicago Bears tacked on 24.53 points. For the Kamikazes, Giovani Bernard hit the scoreboard for 28.60 points, Ben Roethlisberger busted out 19.98 points, and Antonio Brown gathered 17.20 points. Next week: Christmas Island will travel to Egypt and they open as a 26-point favorite. Nagasaki will host Wake Island and they open as a pick ‘em.

QB Matt Ryan kept the Wookiees on track with 31.12 points in the victory.
QB Matt Ryan kept the Wookiees on track with 31.12 points in the victory.

Wookiees feast on Jerky

Wake Island Wookiees 178.45, Turkey Jerky 132.01 — Don’t wake a sleeping Wookiee! Wake Island pummeled Turkey en route to their third win of the season.For the Wookiees, Matt Ryan exploded for 31.12 points, Julio Jones poured it on with 26.30 points, and Brandin Cooks erupted for 25.80 points. For the Jerky, Amari Cooper played phenomenally, scoring 26.80 points, Philip Rivers exploded for 25.08 points, and Travis Kelce thumped out 20.80 points. Next week: Wake Island will travel to Nagasaki and they open as a pick ‘em. Turkey will host Bangkok and they open as a 16-point underdog.

QB Andrew Luck led the Blitz with 38.17 points in the win.
QB Andrew Luck led the Blitz with 38.17 points in the win.

Blitz maintain grasp of South Division with victory over Egypt

Bangkok Blitz 176.57, Egypt Pharaohs 137.13 — Bangkok continued to roll offensively with a strong victory over division rival Egypt. For the Blitz, Andrew Luck poured it on with 38.17 points, DeAndre Hopkins outpaced the competition with 32.90 points, and Todd Gurley rocked the scoreboard with 29.00 points. For the Pharaohs, Patrick Mahomes amassed 27.43 points, Marshawn Lynch tacked on 22.70 points, and the Los Angeles Rams thumped out 21.40 points. Next week: Bangkok will travel to Turkey and they open as a 16-point favorite. Egypt will host Christmas Island and they open as a 26-point underdog.