Tuesday Evening Kicker: 2018 Week 2 Recap

WR Stefon Diggs (along with RB Todd Gurley) led the way with 36.10 points for the Blitz.
WR Stefon Diggs (along with RB Todd Gurley) led the way with 36.10 points for the Blitz.

Bangkok scores big early, fends off Russia comeback attempt

Bangkok Blitz 153.65, Russia Renegades 143.25 — The Bangkok Blitz jumped out to a big early lead before using their defense to hold off a late Russia comeback attempt. For the Blitz, Todd Gurley and Stefon Diggs both cleaned up with 36.10 points each, and DeAndre Hopkins finished with 23.00 points. For the Renegades, Michael Thomas rocked the scoreboard with 29.90 points, the Tennessee Titans soaked up 20.40 points, and Evan Engram mopped up with 19.70 points. Next week: Bangkok will travel to Ukraine and they open as an 11-point underdog. Russia will host Turkey and they open as an 8-point favorite.

The Chicago Bears defense dominated with 34.60 points for the Crabs.
The Chicago Bears defense dominated with 34.60 points for the Crabs.

Stubby-legged Ewoks can’t keep pace with Crabs

Christmas Island Crabs 158.63, Ecuador Ewoks 113.56 — The Ecuador Ewoks took a close game into the fourth quarter before Christmas Island sprinted away with a huge victory. For the Crabs, the Chicago Bears delighted the fans with 34.60 points, Melvin Gordon inspired the crowd with 32.40 points, and Mike Evans doled out 21.30 points. For the Ewoks, Deshaun Watson amassed 26.23 points, Ezekiel Elliott snatched up 23.10 points, and Golden Tate thumped out 19.00 points. Next week: Christmas Island will travel to San Juan and they open as a 16-point underdog. Ecuador will host Nagasaki and they open as a 59-point underdog.

QB Kirk Cousins scored 36.82 points for San Juan in a win.
QB Kirk Cousins scored 36.82 points for San Juan in a win.

Wookiees fall victim to the Scorpions’ sting

San Juan Scorpions 168.52, Wake Island Wookiees 146.47 — Fresh off an uplifting Week 1 victory, the Wookiees tried to pull a major Week 2 upset but couldn’t handle the high-scoring powers of San Juan. For the Scorpions, Kirk Cousins helped lead the team in scoring with 36.82 points, A.J. Green scored a remarkable 29.90 points, and T.Y. Hilton snagged 21.30 points. For the Wookiees, Saquon Barkley poured it on with 27.00 points, Brandin Cooks added 22.90 points, and Drew Brees finished with 21.20 points. Next week: San Juan will host Christmas Island and they open as a 16-point favorite. Wake Island will travel to Jamaica and they open as a 25-point favorite.

QB Ben Roethlisberger had a big game for the Kamikazes with 43.12 points.
QB Ben Roethlisberger had a big game for the Kamikazes with 43.12 points.

Big Ben takes matters into his own hands; Kamikazes fly past Jerks

Nagasaki Kamikazes 151.79, Jamaica Jerks 129.27 — With Le’Veon Bell sitting out and Joe Mixon injuring his knee, the Kamikazes looked to the passing game to get them over the hump in a big victory over Jamaica. For the Kamikazes, Ben Roethlisberger broke the scoreboard with 43.12 points, JuJu Smith-Schuster plowed the way with 31.10 points, and James Conner finished with 21.10 points. For the Jerks, Tyreek Hill snatched up 20.00 points, Jimmy Garoppolo tallied 18.37 points, and Allen Robinson pitched in with 18.30 points. Next week: Nagasaki will travel to Ecuador and they open as a 59-point favorite. Jamaica will host Wake Island and they open as a 25-point underdog.

Turkey got a big game from TE Travis Kelce, who scored 29.90 points.
Turkey got a big game from TE Travis Kelce, who scored 29.90 points.

Turkey jerks around Squirrels by the tails, wins comfortably

Turkey Jerky 166.61, Switzerland Squirrels 128.83 — Led by a strong effort in the passing game, Turkey knocked off Switzerland by a comfortable margin. For the Jerky, Travis Kelce propelled the team with 29.90 points, Philip Rivers garnered 24.38 points, and Chris Thompson ponied up 23.10 points. For the Squirrels, Adam Thielen amassed 31.10 points, Mason Crosby gathered 21.20 points, and Sammy Watkins picked up 19.30 points. Next week: Turkey will travel to Russia and they open as an 8-point underdog. Switzerland will host Egypt and they open as a 16-point favorite.

QB Cam Newton led the Grainers with 32.37 points.
QB Cam Newton led the Grainers with 32.37 points.

All grain, no reign: Ukraine pains Pharaohs

Ukraine Grainers 169.30, Egypt Pharaohs 100.22 — Ukraine was too much for Egypt as they cruised to a nearly 70-point victory. For the Grainers, Cam Newton hit the scoreboard with 32.37 points, Christian McCaffrey amassed 29.50 points, and the Los Angeles Chargers pitched in with 23.73 points. For the Pharaohs, Derek Carr picked up 19.85 points, Marshawn Lynch soaked up 18.40 points, and Alex Collins contributed 13.80 points. Next week: Ukraine will host Bangkok and they open as an 11-point favorite. Egypt will travel to Switzerland and they open as a 16-point underdog.