Tuesday Evening Kicker: 2017 Conference Championship Recap

And then there were two. Just two teams remain after the conference championships in Week 15 as Russia and Nagasaki move on to the big game while Turkey and Greenland will play for third place.

RB Le'Veon Bell scored 32.3 points to lead the way for the Kamikazes.
RB Le’Veon Bell scored 32.3 points to lead the way for the Kamikazes.

Kamikazes survive fall, beat Turkey without Brown

Nagasaki Kamikazes 147.27, Turkey Jerky 139.05 — Nagasaki received a scare when one of their top players, wide receiver Antonio Brown, left the SouthEast Conference Championship early with an injury, but the Kamikazes pulled out the conference title victory nonetheless. Running back Le’Veon Bell scored 32.3 points to lead the way. Quarterback Ben Roethlisberger added 21.47, kicker Robbie Gould scored 26.7 and the New Orleans Saints defense finished with 22.4. For the Jerky, Running back Kenyan Drake scored 26.5 points in the victory. Quarterback Alex Smith finished with 21.35 and the Baltimore Ravens defense led the way with 37.1 points. The Kamikazes advance to the Super Bowl next week to take on the Renegades. Turkey will face Greenland in the third-place game.

RB Kareem Hunt racked up 44.4 points to lead Russia over Greenland.
RB Kareem Hunt racked up 44.4 points to lead Russia over Greenland.

What’s your point? Russia’s got 217.32 of them

Russia Renegades 217.32, Greenland Monsters 89.53 — Russia became the first team to top 200 points this season and also scored the most lopsided victory of the season in a NorthWest Conference Championship victory over division rival Greenland — who had swept the Renegades in the regular season. Running backs Kareem Hunt (44.4) and LeSean McCoy (29.6) led the way for the Renegades, with quarterback Jameis Winston (28.12), tight end Rob Gronkowski (27.8) and wide receiver Michael Thomas (24.4) all scoring big as well. For the Monsters, the Jacksonville Jaguars led the way with 31.3 points, followed by quarterback Tom Brady with 19.63 and kicker Ryan Succop with 14.1. The Renegades will advance to the Super Bowl to face Nagasaki while Greenland will face Turkey in the third-place game.

WR Michael Crabtree led the way with 22.9 points for Egypt.
WR Michael Crabtree led the way with 22.9 points for Egypt.

Pharaohs strike Ewoks, win consolation game

Egypt Pharaohs 119.37, Ecuador Ewoks 101.87 — In one of two consolation games, the Pharaohs outlasted the Ewoks thanks to solid games from their Raiders. Wide receiver Michael Crabtree led the way with 22.9 points and running back Marshawn Lynch finished with 15.4. Quarterback Dak Prescott added 18.97 points and running back Jay Ajayi pitched in 15.4. Quarterback Case Keenum (21.07) and wide receiver Tyreek Hill (19.8) led the Ewoks in scoring. Running back Duke Johnson added 15.7 and the Pittsburgh Steelers defense finished with 15.5.

QB Blake Bortles led the Wookiees to their first victory by scoring 25.12 points.
QB Blake Bortles led the Wookiees to their first victory by scoring 25.12 points.

Wookiees Win! Wake Island clobbers the Jerks

Wake Island Wookiees 109.02, Jamaica Jerks 60.47 — It took 15 weeks, but the Wake Island Wookiees scored their first victory of the season in a consolation game with the Jamaica Jerks. Quarterback Blake Bortles continued his hot streak and led the way with 25.12 points. Running back Latavius Murray added 21.4 points and the Carolina Panthers defense finished with 23.8. For the Jerks, kicker Kai Forbath scored 12.8 points and the Philadelphia Eagles defense added 12.4. Running back DeMarco Murray followed up with 10.9 points.